****5'0'' (chutka height), with broad face, cheeks blown in as if the air's been sucked out, tension dropping right on the forehead, with Big black eyes looking down and up in amazement, pointing straight with those wavy fingers which hardly ever pointed right (if u see the direction) and that curly black hair curling hard on the head - Ahhh, the first look and you know this is Bonzo****.
"Abbe saale kutte Bonzo, fir se kitaabon mein ghusa pada hai. Chal jara chotti chalte hain Kanjoos" - This is ma Welcome Greet for Bonzoo.
It looks quite contrary to the name, but that's the only way to Introduce this "Gem of a Person". Well, if i start telling about HIM, then i gotta get outta my "Good Will Hunting" arena, and get going with some or many instances.
To be plaintive, this is our sweet lil Bonzo (hmm, guess i need not tell that Bonzoo's the lil D***y). He'z the only one of it's kind (aka Breed), who reads (his f***king fav TP), plays (ehhhh, i could not remember the Game, but he did played with Books), dances (wow, rem how he shakes the booty), and did HIS things all on his OwN (Vishal can define that part, i think it is "Cencored" in here). He was the one with BRAINS (real one's), and still the one who would shackle his ass and drop dead before you can feel his Guts (a real Phattu, as we term it in Desi).
Kher, that was a lil introduction to our Genious Guy. He was smart (hmm, i mean in the brain), and his writing was even smarter (as i would say, it can hang the best computers with Writing Recog skills :D). He has this strange way of lisping his way out (which often accompanied aggression and crying too). Ooooo, did ya all know, he did cried like those creeping fiddling muggas (jst get close to his door during Exams). Still, he would take out time (around 1-2 hours before the exam) and get all our Batchies a "Crash Course" and a good one (just that his concepts were tooo HIGH for our lil brains). Luved u for that DEAR.
Still, he kept his cool, and took those pains. He is the man, who would struggle to the END, revising the course (gosh, that was awwwwkkk, coz he wud fiddle with the PEN, Shake like a pOnY and well, just GET through with Crying for Marks). He would walk, talk, eat, sleep and even s**t keeping those books in hand. Strange, well our Bonzo was strange. But truly speaking, i felt sad that this SOB did not get through any campus placements (these companies missed THE Genious). I have seen him frustrated (and i guess many others too), but seen him MUG those concepts of ED (uff, i did feared to write that name too - Milman Halkias, f*** i don't even rem the spelling).
Truly, he is the only one, who did understood those Capacitors & Transistors, and still he was too complicated in the brain to do it right. Yup, that's the biggest mystery i did been struggling all through, if he knows, then why did he just S**T when he gotta spill it out. Truly, if not his brains, he was a big A**, but then just coz of his brains, he was a bigger A** ;).
Alas, i did always rem the day. Second year and Bonzo, and Shashank and me. We needed a prey and we got one, the lightest of all. Ahh baby, we needed you, come here and taste this. Grabbed him like a puking child and before he could blink, he was out in the AIR, hanging like a kid (from 2nd floor), just on our MERCILESS hands. It was shocking, and before he did recovered, he was shouting the syllable "Mummy, please please, mummy don't do this". Lolllzzzzz, i cud not forget that day, till today. It still makes me laugh and ROFL.
So apun logon ka best hathiyaar, you want something out of Bonzie, jst GRAB his A** and flick him out, he is done for the DAY (coz the rest day he is sitting Shocked & Crying). Alas, he never ate chicken, but he did tasted WINE once, and when he used to get SENTI, that was more to say "Chaaat mat saale". Okie, his love life is not to be disclosed in here ;). Btw, he was a big time Kanjoos, spill a cent, and he would be running as if his A** is on FIRE. PASTE was always Babool (sabe sasta ;P).
Facts:
Bonzo aka Anshuman Srivastava (i guess many won't even recognize that name) was the most intelligent guys of our times. He could beat the best in Civil and give a run to the professors (if he wanted). He is the one whozz given us the PROJ complete (Great dude, KK will always remember you - uski PhD sirf tere hi naam hai ;P). Btw, how many ROTIS did u ate with US in Dhaula Kuan, Apul & Vishal any guessessss.
Churns:
The most important incident of his time - "Ever seen the letter he gets from home" and well, Bonzo, shud nt spill it out here, but hope u rem - "What's a V****n"....lolzzz,see i can see you sweat, but don't worry the secrets a asecret ;). Just today i was talkin to him, when he asked me to write something on Pantnagar - and i thought, nice thing to keep up before i really forget THAT life and THESE frens (i mean the moments, not the guys/gals).
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