PantYaar!@PantYaar.com - Desi Bond 000 (Cheddi aka NB)

"Desi Bond, my Desi Bond......Bond 00.....and only 0"

"Load aur Chedi mein daud shuru hui. Dono daudte rahe, daudte rahe, and akhir mein jeet kiski hui - Load ki. Chedi load ke saamne fir se haar gaya aur shart ke tahat, Chedi fir se Load ko samarpit ho gaya". This is the hot news everytime before the Hourly's. Whenevr you look for the damn bastard, he is hiding deep inside those books, raising his eyebrows outta his thick lens, and smiling via crying out, whisking his flashy Flourisis tooth out. Gosh, that was a bear sight to watch, jst let the hourly's fly by IN - That's NB aka Cheddi aka Mr Whole (srry, i did nt write it right, bt for reasons untold ;)).

Chedi, the man, was tall dark and handsome, the bond of the Desi gals (now what's that is more of a hidden quality within him). He has his way of denying ("abbe nahi yaar, samjha karo, baad mein thik hai"), his way of pleading ("plz plz plz bhai, aisa kar de yaar, plzz bhai") and his way of shouting ("Aao saalon ki baja daalte hain aa...bahut hi chutiya kisam ka insaan hai woh"). He is rather smiling, just leave the exam days out, and he is joyous, just leave his Love Bird out. Ohhh, did i said something about Electrical Engg (hmm, the name u wanna know......Chedi, bol daal saale - Sanorita).

Do you know, the jacket which was not washed (why, ehhhh a good question, but some Electric Shock birthdays are memorable, right). Still, he was the man, with his tall and smart attitude, and always ready to get the ball (big cricket fan). Intelligence was his other trait, and humor was never ther, until late in the 60's (oh, i mean until he got that 50 series - Point Black, 2nd year ummm). That was helluva time, and i always loved this d*** head's intellects, means whenever i get to see it ;) (ummm, whn was the last time u said somethin intelligent dude, can't rem u knw ;P).

Now, there are lot many secrets to spill, but he was damn too good in ragging (bareilly mein marwaa ke aaye the bahut), and was way to good for nothing (ummm, except cricket and reLOADed again :P). His charm was charming, and his smile contagious, but he stealed the show somewhr someday when his voice was heard by the Lot (Homescience was that spot, whr he showed his chivalrous side, the singing Bali ka Bakra). Ooooooo, that made us laugh all through. Ahem Ahem, i did nt say he was bad, but then, u knw, the judges never figured out the REAL hero within this unreal Dude (let's use it here, it makes more sense hmm).

Love was always in the air with chedi, and love life was always part of his chivalry. Wherver he goes, Love always follows, and for him, Love was truly blind (Arre chasme ke bina inhein dikhta nahi na hai ;P). You ever heard of Phone  bhari baatein, hari om hari om. A big chatter, and a big biker, and a bigger fool to say, but Dil ka munda good very good, just that his DIL was never with him ever. Woh kaun thi, well yeah frens, she is a THI now, coz he is out looking for a new Face (Desi Gals, my Desi Gals).

Btw, did u know he was an excellent dancer, when he shivers those legs, twists that booty and and and, i guess that was all (He tried hard, but cud never get those waves right). Still, ask him to shake that ass right in, and he is all shaking and making the "O Oo Jaane Jaana, Dhunde tujhe Deewana". The rest was history, as he never made it full, but he got the first Steps right, which was too say, ahhh good boy, better luck next time.

Fact File:

This is Mr Nrapendra Bahadur Singh aka NB, the man. He is good at heart, and friendly, and Hyderabad was the time when i did really came close to him (ewwwwww, nt tht close u f***ing morons, jst friendly and hoogly, no wiggly and woo ;P). Spent quite lotta a time, sitting at Eat Street, eating ice creams, late night movies at PVR/IMAX, dancing drums on "O o Jaane jaana" and a lot more.

Churns:

Teaser as i am, as i was, and as i'll always be, i did teased him a lot over Sanoritaass the Boysss, even after days left behind. He was my hero, and still is, jst name the Movie, and Chedi is the STAR ther. He is the winner of any contest u name, be it Roadies or be it Sa re ga ma, if he sings, he did sing (naah, truly he never shits :D). And why did this f***kin dude got Chickenpox, did he say ya wine. All lies, just to give a name to the sacred water. That's bad dude.

Memoirs:

Those days at Hyd were real fun. Going to MacD's at Imax just for Breakfast (aka 20rs Burger), the worst ever movies, and fooding our way all through from Hitec to Begumpet. That's what we called fun, and that's what we really yearn for till today. At the end, Talk of the Day - "Yaar pet bahar nikal raha hai, kuch karna padega".

Yaar!@PantYaar.com - Halwaaiiii aka Pilla!!!

"Run a mIle, rUn a daY, U gotta keep that bUlGe IN aNy wAy".

"Silky hair, smiling face, walkin slowly and steadily, lashin his eyes, with big tummy outgrowing the complete smartness outta the face, yet looks demure" - Welcome to the world of Halwaiii aka Pilla (It takes two to tango ;)).

Charming, Smart, Cute and Smiling - That's Halwaiiii. But these traits just end here when it comes to Intelligence (i do rem Maths and ED i guess ehhh), he is damnnn good coz there is nothing to THINK or Wonder about it. Yeah i know, you all wonder what's inside this BOX, and when u look in, it is almost Empty. But a damn hard worker. He would rub his ass to get through, but would double it's pace to see a S**y gal outta the Blues.

Btw, i never called him Pilla or Halwaii, for me he was always Vishaal aka Vishu. Neither did i said that he was a flirt, no ways, can you believe this face to flirt out (though he DID flirt, believe me), but he still has his ways to work out (not the one who plays around with gals, jst wait and watch). Now, this smartass (smart is a PUN here :P), was the Angry Young Man (ever seen him angry), well if not then see it - He furls, reddens his cheeks, and then speaks the most dangerous words "Arre humne kya kara, yeh to aapne hi kara hai na. Aapko tameez nahi hai kya." - LMFAO =)).

Oooooo, you frightened na, well i was when i first heard him yelling like this F***in Robot, a real Lucknowi, gaali bhi Tehjeeb se dete hain. Man, the first time i did heard that, i was "Boom Shaka laka Boom" laughing all my way through. Finally i found the most decent guy ever, and truly madly deeply, he really is Decent (True Liesss within ME :D).

There are a lot many things to spill about him, and about his Innosense. The man with the "Lucky Charm", who was not sure what he was doing in Engg (and i also wondered this ever, till to date - WTF were you doing in Engg, Bijli Vikreta;)), and was confused more when he started with "IAS" - twist it and u did find Another Silly (Stupid) Indian. Gosh, he would mug those Geog and History and then f*** my head out, by discussing all this. Discussin with ME, whozzz the first to head Back when it comes to History, Civic and Geog (hopefully i know wher is US now ;) - ehhhhh i guess soooo).

A real Ladkibaazzz, but he stealed the show from Boka, rem the "Tech Fair", "Kya se  kya ho gaya tere pyaar mein", and the "Get Well Soon" (shoooo shweet) and that was not enough, it ended with Crying (like a new born, mewking and pewking in a nurses arm.....poore Maaachooo ki na Maa**** daali). But kehte hain na, "Ishq ke liye saala kuch bhi karega", and so that was all. But, everything is not the way we want, and sometimes we regret the good ole times (Do i need to remind now ;), Jia Sarai, Maal, Tuition and alas it was there, but then he was in LOVE). Kabhi kabhi, chance pe dance is better than not participating at all. Banda yeh bindaas hai(or to put it better BIND-ASS). Oh well, that's a secret spilled and out in the world, still we know more to it [Do we know, why he changed that Number, and still kept the SIM ;), any guesses guys/gals ;P].

What more about him, leave intelligence aside, he was a real Player (na na, dnt take it wrong, i never meant Playboy), the one who could hit the ball, but will spill out his tongue to catch the Ball (poor dear, that tummy won't let him bend, run or even hold) - ehhh, it's Cricket. What all happened in Holi and Hostel is still a SECRET, right buckle head ;). Futball was his trait and you can see him running for the ball (or was it with the Ball), but he did shoot goals ;). The one thing he always wanted "Yaar yeh pet andar ho jaye bas, chal rawat bhaagne chalte hain". Man, he tried hard to run, but did nt even run a mile (baaki to yeh chalte the).

FactFile:

That's ma fren Vishal Prabhakar, if you don't get Halwaiii/Pilla (which is Im with not a Possible). We spent quite good time together in Delhi, from Jia Sarai to Dhaula Kuan. Travelling was our trait, and saving those pennies (without ticket) was so much fun THEN. The party in that lil earning at Priya, Saket and the resto outta our house was alluring, and still we lived our life, even the KING would not dream to live like it. 

Churns:

He did taught me to flirt a lil, and did taught me some style. But the real fact, he still misses the missed opportunity of the good ole times (Jia or Jia kuch bol do), If and only IF he gets a chance, will he MISS it now. Remember making Bonzo cry and then get him rolling off, while he pukes down and starts shouting. The room alongside Dhaula Kuan, "Chinki, Deewaaron ke bhi kaan hote hain ;)", and the Venkies ka crowd.

Memoirs:

WE started understanding each other to an extent, that we just understood the other with the FIRST look on our Face (alas, us chotte se kamre se we started, wher punti cud nt sleep straight, to a place which accommodated 6 and still had a lot of space for Dungi).

Yaar!@PantYaar.com - Bonzoooossss the Man!!!

****5'0'' (chutka height), with broad face, cheeks blown in as if the air's been sucked out, tension dropping right on the forehead, with Big black eyes looking down and up in amazement, pointing straight with those wavy fingers which hardly ever pointed right (if u see the direction) and that curly black hair curling hard on the head - Ahhh, the first look and you know this is Bonzo****.

"Abbe saale kutte Bonzo, fir se kitaabon mein ghusa pada hai. Chal jara chotti chalte hain Kanjoos" - This is ma Welcome Greet for Bonzoo.

It looks quite contrary to the name, but that's the only way to Introduce this "Gem of a Person". Well, if i start telling about HIM, then i gotta get outta my "Good Will Hunting" arena, and get going with some or many instances.

To be plaintive, this is our sweet lil Bonzo (hmm, guess i need not tell that Bonzoo's the lil D***y). He'z the only one of it's kind (aka Breed), who reads (his f***king fav TP), plays (ehhhh, i could not remember the Game, but he did played with Books), dances (wow, rem how he shakes the booty), and did HIS things all on his OwN (Vishal can define that part, i think it is "Cencored" in here). He was the one with BRAINS (real one's), and still the one who would shackle his ass and drop dead before you can feel his Guts (a real Phattu, as we term it in Desi).

Kher, that was a lil introduction to our Genious Guy. He was smart (hmm, i mean in the brain), and his writing was even smarter (as i would say, it can hang the best computers with Writing Recog skills :D). He has this strange way of lisping his way out (which often accompanied aggression and crying too). Ooooo, did ya all know, he did cried like those creeping fiddling muggas (jst get close to his door during Exams). Still, he would take out time (around 1-2 hours before the exam) and get all our Batchies a "Crash Course" and a good one (just that his concepts were tooo HIGH for our lil brains). Luved u for that DEAR.

Still, he kept his cool, and took those pains. He is the man, who would struggle to the END, revising the course (gosh, that was awwwwkkk, coz he wud fiddle with the PEN, Shake like a pOnY and well, just GET through with Crying for Marks). He would walk, talk, eat, sleep and even s**t keeping those books in hand. Strange, well our Bonzo was strange. But truly speaking, i felt sad that this SOB did not get through any campus placements (these companies missed THE Genious). I have seen him frustrated (and i guess many others too), but seen him MUG those concepts of ED (uff, i did feared to write that name too - Milman Halkias, f*** i don't even rem the spelling). 

Truly, he is the only one, who did understood those Capacitors & Transistors, and still he was too complicated in the brain to do it right. Yup, that's the biggest mystery i did been struggling all through, if he knows, then why did he just S**T when he gotta spill it out. Truly, if not his brains, he was a big A**, but then just coz of his brains, he was a bigger A** ;).

Alas, i did always rem the day. Second year and Bonzo, and Shashank and me. We needed a prey and we got one, the lightest of all. Ahh baby, we needed you, come here and taste this. Grabbed him like a puking child and before he could blink, he was out in the AIR, hanging like a kid (from 2nd floor), just on our MERCILESS hands. It was shocking, and before he did recovered, he was shouting the syllable "Mummy, please please, mummy don't do this". Lolllzzzzz, i cud not forget that day, till today. It still makes me laugh and ROFL.

So apun logon ka best hathiyaar, you want something out of Bonzie, jst GRAB his A** and flick him out, he is done for the DAY (coz the rest day he is sitting Shocked & Crying). Alas, he never ate chicken, but he did tasted WINE once, and when he used to get SENTI, that was more to say "Chaaat mat saale". Okie, his love life is not to be disclosed in here ;). Btw, he was a big time Kanjoos, spill a cent, and he would be running as if his A** is on FIRE. PASTE was always Babool (sabe sasta ;P).

Facts:

Bonzo aka Anshuman Srivastava (i guess many won't even recognize that name) was the most intelligent guys of our times. He could beat the best in Civil and give a run to the professors (if he wanted). He is the one whozz given us the PROJ complete (Great dude, KK will always remember you - uski PhD sirf tere hi naam hai ;P). Btw, how many ROTIS did u ate with US in Dhaula Kuan, Apul &  Vishal any guessessss.

Churns:

The most important incident of his time - "Ever seen the letter he gets from home" and well, Bonzo, shud nt spill it out here, but hope u rem - "What's a V****n"....lolzzz,see i can see you sweat, but don't worry the secrets a asecret ;). Just today i was talkin to him, when he asked me to write something on Pantnagar - and i thought, nice thing to keep up before i really forget THAT life and THESE frens (i mean the moments, not the guys/gals).