"Desi Bond, my Desi Bond......Bond 00.....and only 0"
"Load aur Chedi mein daud shuru hui. Dono daudte rahe, daudte rahe, and akhir mein jeet kiski hui - Load ki. Chedi load ke saamne fir se haar gaya aur shart ke tahat, Chedi fir se Load ko samarpit ho gaya". This is the hot news everytime before the Hourly's. Whenevr you look for the damn bastard, he is hiding deep inside those books, raising his eyebrows outta his thick lens, and smiling via crying out, whisking his flashy Flourisis tooth out. Gosh, that was a bear sight to watch, jst let the hourly's fly by IN - That's NB aka Cheddi aka Mr Whole (srry, i did nt write it right, bt for reasons untold ;)).
Chedi, the man, was tall dark and handsome, the bond of the Desi gals (now what's that is more of a hidden quality within him). He has his way of denying ("abbe nahi yaar, samjha karo, baad mein thik hai"), his way of pleading ("plz plz plz bhai, aisa kar de yaar, plzz bhai") and his way of shouting ("Aao saalon ki baja daalte hain aa...bahut hi chutiya kisam ka insaan hai woh"). He is rather smiling, just leave the exam days out, and he is joyous, just leave his Love Bird out. Ohhh, did i said something about Electrical Engg (hmm, the name u wanna know......Chedi, bol daal saale - Sanorita).
Do you know, the jacket which was not washed (why, ehhhh a good question, but some Electric Shock birthdays are memorable, right). Still, he was the man, with his tall and smart attitude, and always ready to get the ball (big cricket fan). Intelligence was his other trait, and humor was never ther, until late in the 60's (oh, i mean until he got that 50 series - Point Black, 2nd year ummm). That was helluva time, and i always loved this d*** head's intellects, means whenever i get to see it ;) (ummm, whn was the last time u said somethin intelligent dude, can't rem u knw ;P).
Now, there are lot many secrets to spill, but he was damn too good in ragging (bareilly mein marwaa ke aaye the bahut), and was way to good for nothing (ummm, except cricket and reLOADed again :P). His charm was charming, and his smile contagious, but he stealed the show somewhr someday when his voice was heard by the Lot (Homescience was that spot, whr he showed his chivalrous side, the singing Bali ka Bakra). Ooooooo, that made us laugh all through. Ahem Ahem, i did nt say he was bad, but then, u knw, the judges never figured out the REAL hero within this unreal Dude (let's use it here, it makes more sense hmm).
Love was always in the air with chedi, and love life was always part of his chivalry. Wherver he goes, Love always follows, and for him, Love was truly blind (Arre chasme ke bina inhein dikhta nahi na hai ;P). You ever heard of Phone bhari baatein, hari om hari om. A big chatter, and a big biker, and a bigger fool to say, but Dil ka munda good very good, just that his DIL was never with him ever. Woh kaun thi, well yeah frens, she is a THI now, coz he is out looking for a new Face (Desi Gals, my Desi Gals).
Btw, did u know he was an excellent dancer, when he shivers those legs, twists that booty and and and, i guess that was all (He tried hard, but cud never get those waves right). Still, ask him to shake that ass right in, and he is all shaking and making the "O Oo Jaane Jaana, Dhunde tujhe Deewana". The rest was history, as he never made it full, but he got the first Steps right, which was too say, ahhh good boy, better luck next time.
Fact File:
This is Mr Nrapendra Bahadur Singh aka NB, the man. He is good at heart, and friendly, and Hyderabad was the time when i did really came close to him (ewwwwww, nt tht close u f***ing morons, jst friendly and hoogly, no wiggly and woo ;P). Spent quite lotta a time, sitting at Eat Street, eating ice creams, late night movies at PVR/IMAX, dancing drums on "O o Jaane jaana" and a lot more.
Churns:
Teaser as i am, as i was, and as i'll always be, i did teased him a lot over Sanoritaass the Boysss, even after days left behind. He was my hero, and still is, jst name the Movie, and Chedi is the STAR ther. He is the winner of any contest u name, be it Roadies or be it Sa re ga ma, if he sings, he did sing (naah, truly he never shits :D). And why did this f***kin dude got Chickenpox, did he say ya wine. All lies, just to give a name to the sacred water. That's bad dude.
Memoirs:
Those days at Hyd were real fun. Going to MacD's at Imax just for Breakfast (aka 20rs Burger), the worst ever movies, and fooding our way all through from Hitec to Begumpet. That's what we called fun, and that's what we really yearn for till today. At the end, Talk of the Day - "Yaar pet bahar nikal raha hai, kuch karna padega".
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